Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
Our house smells like week old pizza, beer cans, cigarettes, and depressing career tracks....get lysol.
He's telling me stories about how he made out with a 14 yr old when he was 22. I'm going home.
went out last night and woke up on the bathroom floor again, thinking about just moving my bed in there.
The more I throw up, the more I am remembering exactly what I drank last night...in order.
I just had sex in a moon bounce. It is all down hill from here.
How am I a tease?
Dude you flashed me ur vagina and walked away.
ONLY PART OF IT.
Just saw the first guy I gave head to lose in the french open...some how I feel better that my mistake made it to the same mistake as our relationship, the third round. Don't judge.
I tried to put the left over margartia in a box for you but they wouldn't let me
They're frat boys at heart and have sickly, dusty, rotting souls.
I need to stop getting drunk and telling people it isn't "about them."
I believe the question is can one ever have too many vibrators?
I feel like I shouldn't be encouraging my friends to hook up with their teachers.....but if it's for academic reasons....then I definitely encourage it.
You tore a poster off a lamppost and ATE IT. That drunk.
My mother expressed her concerns about my drinking via a facebook message.
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