Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
wow wtf my bar tab was 80 dollars
IT WAS DOLLAR BEER NIGHT
dude sorry but u no that when a guys 'likes' ur pic on facebook it only means he was just jacking off to it.
Well, I guess this was as good a night as any to find out I don't know how to use my fire extinguisher.
She never called back. Financed a fleshlight.
I stayed at the bar and helped clean up cause I was told I'd get free shots. Didn't happen.
He drives a BMW. I have to fuck him. Girl Code Rule #26.
Maybe he'll be famous someday and I can forget that anything embarrassing may have happened and just say that I fucked that famous guy.
And the prospective student I was showing around had to take care of me.
Bonded with the ladies at the perfume outlet by saying "help me smell like i'm not hungover before my shift starts". This is not where I wanted my life to be
I am one with the molecules
Just put on slippers before underwear so you know where my priorities are
IT WAS JUST SO LITTLE AND AWKWARDLY FLOPPING BACK AND FORTH
I dont even remember what i was saying but just one minute i was crying and the next i was showing u my genitals
thought i saw a dude in a kilt yesterday, but then i realized he was doing a walk of shame. happy st. paddy's day.
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