4:12a: just got back to his place now. I don't want to talk about it
Should I go home with him even though I know my Run DMC undies have skid marks on them?
All I remember is taking a bath, puking in the bath water numerous times while trying to wash myself and I must of eventually given up
I want him to be my next love. So I'm taking it slow
As in ill only blow him next week
woke up this morning with a big mac and chips on a plate, coke in a glass and a knife and fork AND NAPKIN waiting for me in front of my computer. PORN WAS ALREADY PLAYING. I LOVE DRUNK ME
I'm figuring, since someone shoved pizza crust in my ear last night, there might be some leftover pizza.
I almost bumped into a man wrapped only in a blanket at 10 am
I was wondering why he was in my phone as "Cat Guy", he seemed pretty normal. Then when we woke up he was wearing a shirt with a picture of his cat on it. The name stays.
My glasses were in the garbage this morning
He asked me what I wanted for Christmas. I told him an orgasm would be nice.
the night literally screamed "cock and ball torture"
Just realized that I bailed on you guys yesterday just so I could get wendy's. it was worth it but still, sorry
Why didn't we pregame for this?
Because it's breakfast!?!
I'm sorry I missed your birthday brunch. If it makes you feel any better I woke up wearing someone else's toga and a sombrero
Nothing quite like spending your evening singing Shania Twain I Feel Like a Woman barbershop quartet Style with some homeless guys outside of Keyport liquor. love Shania Twain. How's your Sunday?
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