hot mess party of 2 ur bar is now available
i just shoved 27 marshmallows in my mouth
well thats a nice change of pace from what you normally put in your mouth
he thought i was passed out so he proceeded to jerk off while i lay on the floor next to him
is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
dude i dnt kno how, but i think theres a tampon in my butt
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
Found your pants in the mailbox
What were my pants doing in the mailbox?
I don't know but there's postage on them
It's only been a week and i've already broken my no summer randoms rule twice.
Good point, clearly my love of penis contributed to my torn knee ligament.
you know it's gonna be a good 4/20 when you start saving up for it in january.
you riverdanced for the cops while the rest ran away.
The only thing that got rode last night was the shit face train. I brought him home to see wht all the hype was about and he just started crying and puking in my bathroom.
I love her so much I can forgive her for wearing crocs
I had to ask my mom to look for my kegle ball...
Crop dusting thru forever 21
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