Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
i think beer pong is the only time ive ever found a use for geometry
Just because you were able to pour the entire bottle of wine into 2 glasses does not mean you took it easy last night.
You dont understand he had a split tongue thats bucket list worthy.
Well, that's a 3 inch weight lifted off of my vagina
Worst ten minutes of my life, it's was like trying to put a marshmallow in a piggy bank....
we were making out in my truck and while she was straddling me she informs me that she jerks off horses for a living. Should I be concerned or flattered?
We're doing a team debriefing of Saturday night in group text right now. As 75% of the female presence at that party we saw some shit.
good news: i got laid. bad news: by your boyfriend
So apparently dinosaur erotica does, in fact, exist.
After the day I've had, I can't decide if donuts or fireball would be the appropriate priority.
It's my birthday, if I want to stay home, get stoned and watch the gameshow network, that's what I'm going to do.
How do you politely tell someone to get out of your house in Russian
how do i act around someone who's shoes i puked in while naked and blackout?
These are the things that make me so grateful... that I slept with your sister instead.
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