Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
i wish i could, but i promised myself i wouldn't sleep with anyone who couldn't grow a beard for a while. it's not you, it's crosby.
I wonder what a non-hungover friday at work is like
besides i was ending his dry spell. it's written in the bible that jesus likes that right?
I feel like the only phrases I can clearly speak while drunk consist of: i'm fucking drunk, chug, and shots
I'm not surprised. You have the libido of an Italian soccer team.
Drunk logic "let's go outside in front of the bar to get sick"
He balanced a treat on his nose, and then he rolled me a joint. My bf is the best pet ever.
Woke up to the frozen soundtrack blasting in the living room best one night stand ever
Gay?
German.
Pity.
Doug the spinning teacher gave me chlyamdia
All you need for a happy life is Jameson and slippers
Sex in a tree, bucket list CHECK!
He grabbed a pine cone off the ground and yelled "I love cigars" then tried to smoke it for ten minutes.
OMG OMG OMG!!!! I made his penis bleed!! I repeat I MADE HIS PENIS BLEED!!!!
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