i may or may not have been spotted by tourists while getting head in the vicinity of the jefferson memorial
I cockslap morals
I'm either going to be a Playboy Playmate or take over the world. Either way the world wins.
I just saw a girl make a shank with the underwire in her bra...
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
of course. lets lasso hookers.
So I've gone into the break room to heat up a styrofoam cup 8 times over the course of 4 hours.. that desperate to see him. Now I have a broken heart AND cancer.
You never know, some chick could have a weird unibrow fetish.
But I do know they give away thousands and thousands in booze
My liver has a boner
May or may not have been going down the road shooting fireworks.
Just smoked a joint with the hottest patient. God I love night shifts.
He offered to let her do a line of coke off his hard-on. She said she'd had that hard-on and it would be a bump, not a line. Everyone laughed. That's why he left.
So that answers the first question but not the second: how the fuck am I getting home?
I just look at my butt and see so much potential.
Uhm I have a bottle of tequila, a gallon of orange juice, and leggings. Now ask me again how hard im going? And that doesn't cover tomorrow.
My friends said as soon as you walked in, I motor boated you like there was no tomorrow.
Yeah, I liked it.
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