there should be a rule- if you jizz on it, you wash it
There isn't a single transaction on my online bank account that doesn't involve drugs or alcohol since November 12
Isn't that the only thing she's good at? Complaining and blow jobs?
I've already come up with two plans that will probably end with me getting kicked out of here. You guys should come faster.
I like yr title more along "the hot Russian I have sex with."
Thank god Shes going home for winter break, gives my dick a chance to recover from those "bjs." Youd think a senior could suck a dick by now.
How would I get in touch with Carly Rae Jepsen if I wanted to thank her for the loss of my virginity?
May the one with the liver that just won't quit win
You're too morally constrained. I firmly believe that you should be less concerned with how young she is and more excited by the fact that she's not jailbait by virtue of a legal technicality.
Don't go to jail over some guy named Bunky
I have the WORST hangover. Pretty sure my liver fell out while taking a dump. THAT bad.
He's ruined me. Do you know how frustrating it is to know I'll never find another guy as tall and handsome and rich with as big of lips & booty, and cock as him who also rims and takes me on tropical vacations and buys me all the cocaine.
No, I barely made it home last nite. Kept telling cab driver I live across the street from Susan Sarandon?? Thank god her coop addy is posted online.
She looks like a character that batman would try to kill, or something.
I ACCIDENTALLY MURDERED MY COUSIN
HOW DO YOU ACCIDENTALLY MURDER YOUR COUSIN
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