Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
i was just texting to let you know that my facebook chat is working again so you can talk to me more. please talk to me more.
The guy drove to our house at 6am to sell us weed. Now that's customer service.
don't get me wrong, i love how you're fun and free spirited. but there are some situations...like shooting down a bottle of sambuca standing in the shallow end topless surrounded by my friends
All I wanna do is sit in water and get drunk. The only thing more American is giving birth to eagles.
I had a dream last night that I had sex with Abe Lincoln. I must stop watching the History Channel before I go to bed.
just joined the mile high club. if this plane crashes because of this text, it was worth.
this islike a room full of reasons why i should be in prison
oh god...if the people that live above me killed themselves again then im gonna assume im the worst neighbor ever
The cute guy in my class hurt himself and is on crutches. My first thought was "Good. He'll be easier to take down." Like he's a gazelle and I'm a dick tiger. What's wrong with me?
She's calming us down by shoving oreos in our mouths
oh the usual. high as balls and crying about the hunger games.
Seriously. Are we going out tonight? If we're not, I'm going to put on sweatpants and do drugs.
how soon in a friendship can you start calling them a motherfucker
you made the house rule that every time you'd say "yay" everyone had to drink.
that explains so much
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