I Bought a bracelet with bible characters and a charm broke. the virgin mary one. Do you think it's a sign?
my weekend in 10 words or less: hot friend of a friend, open bar, beach house, sore. In that order too.
he texted me telling him i gave him the clap. but i think he gave it to me and i gave it back to him
Sometimes I kiss girls just to make them shut up.
He was singing Will Smith Just the Two of Us to his burrito. That high.
he was wearing a tuxedo, i was naked...it's a long story.
This whole night would have been avoided if the liquor store had air heads
What happens at the gay bar stays at the gay bar. Except that I sold my panties for $100. People should know that.
Take a good hard look at your life. And the number of 18-20 year olds that you have made out with in the last 6 months... and then keep doing whatever the fuck you want.
I just bought a bong from a hot dog stand.
Finally liberated my Star Trek DVD from my booty call's house. Captain Kirk would be so proud.
i may or may not have bought a plane ticket for a russian cam girl to fly here. also, can you spot me $300 on rent?
I refuse to believe this is a lapse in my dick hunting skills. It's gotta be the gods playing a game.
The dick lei will go down in squad history
I met someone else! And I had a wonderful orgasm! And he wants to see me again, like take me out!
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