Grinding on my ninth grade teacher. Dreams really do come true
Should I tell Kevin that my finger was in his sister's ass last night?
Having sex with the stobe light on was the best bad idea I've ever had.
He's a firefighter, who has his own band. I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
I told him he didn't want "flip-flop extraction" on his medical history.
started to yawn and threw up hamburger helper instead. awesome night.
as we waited for a manager to come open the door that we broke while having sex on the wall, we decided to go round two in the hallway before he came back.. god i love hotels.
Yo. I have a shitload of cardboard. We have to build a smoke hut in the smoke room with a tunnel connected to a cat house. This way the kitty can join us whenever she pleases
I found his retainer in my ass crack. It smells like shame.
I got to explain to the guys at work today how i had no choice but to go to a gay bar because I was handcuffed to a lesbian.
tonights mission is daddy issue patrol - we wear old spice and drink gin martinis and see who reacts.
I puked into my skirt and then had to carry it to the bathroom and dump it out, Lmfao and it was like 2pm
We've had gay sex and pie, the holiday season has officially begun.
How far are you from my house? Do I have time to masturbate before you get here?
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