oh, also, we're locked out of the house and we're going to have to take shelter with the hot, poss single, dad next door. i hope this turns into a porno
There's a girl in here wearing a kaballah bracelet and a miley Cyrus tshirt. consider her judged.
she was on her period so I asked if she wanted to make ass babies
i dont care about people's attitudes as long as they give me head
She told me she cured her bulemia by popping hydrocodone after she ate. that way she would be rewarded for not puking. I like the way she thinks
We've got 2 weeks of college left-I want to feel like Gary Busey by graduation.
Her parties are sponsored by Valtrex. This might not be your best idea.
The $10 cab ride turned into a $60 cab ride when you puked down the back of his seat trying to whisper in his ear. He was a trooper though, he came into to wash off in the sink and still tried to get your number.
Why do I have a bunch of cash....and your bra.
His crazy is a thing to be cherished
He must be a special kind of stupid to cheat on a women who works at a funeral home. Does he not understand you can get rid of dead bodies easier than most Americans?
It felt like I was on painkillers mixed with Molly mixed with the sinking feeling I'll die alone. 10/10 doing again.
Getting blackout drunk infront of my family was never on my bucket list, but now that I've done it I'm cool with it.
I hooked up with the sexiest couple in the LAX BATHROOM IN THE CHANGING FAMILY ROOM HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA
she referred to her cum as “pussy butter” so needless to say we had a good night
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