I figured girls wouldn't be down to sleep w/ a guy who plugged a pregnant chick
if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
I am going to be in the room whjen you have your first child and spit on its face before its even all the way out of you.
U just looked at me and said "wake me up when I'm done eating"
She was singing my heart will go on into her barf bag. celine aint got shit on her.
can we meet up so i can piece together the end of my night? for instance, did i jump or fall into a plant?
He came inside me, looked me in the eye and said, "Happy Mother's Day"
You try staying up all night fucking a guy with a curved dick and see how much you want to go out after that.
I mostly enjoyed dancing with him because his boner was scratching my bug bites.
Yah at one point i was listening to metallica and doing pushups last night. I went thru alot of emotions.
I'd return your shirt, but it got all wet from lying on the bathroom floor while I was in the shower with Justin's roommate...
Keep it.
That awful moment when there is no more beer and you find yourself considering tequila and aloe juice.
almost dropped my phone in the toilet but it somehow bounced off my tit and landed on the floor. Boobs: saving me hundreds of dollars in bar tabs and smartphones since '09
No he reached for my hand at the beach. I pretended to be a seagull.
that moment you remember partying with someone several years ago.. and don't remember if you slept with them or not.
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