Is it normal that I have to take off my pants to get mouth stitches removed?
Took an aderol, wrote a differential equation for solving volume of flow of a rectangular channel with change in depth, then masturbated for the 6th time.
her facebook's as public as her vagina
you're the best thing to happen to me. closely followed by learning to ejaculate, and drugs.
Just passed a guy passed out on a riding lawn mower in his front yard.
Played "Which Couple Will Take Me Home Tonight" at the bar last night... I can now cross three-some off my bucket list
He fucked volume into my hair. It was amazing.
Also I hooked up with a trainer at my gym. Between her, the married chick, and the bartender, my life is becoming a bad porn plot.
Since he's sober and out of jail, he acts like we are the worst people on Earth. Fuck him, the only acceptable time in life to do coke is the early twenties. He won't take that from us.
Due to certain anatomical proportions it was less like fucking and more like childbirth.
I just spent my entire state tax return on sex toys
driving home hungover today was like a life test..it was like the goblet of fire
Fell off the toilet trying to reach to put my tampon in the garbage. Pride hurts real bad.
I made it 1 week... 5 business days at my new job before sleeping with my coworker.
I have never in my life been turned down for sex until this weekend.
Welcome to my everyday.
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