Soo....this goes on the list of odd coincidences. My gyno calls me while I'm going at it, leaves me a message. I check it later... thank God I tested negative.
I've rolled joints bigger than that penis.
I JUST GOT MY PERIOD AND MY VISA FOR LONDON GOT APPROVED! BEST DAY EVER!
so he tried marking my clit with a sharpie so he could "find it again next time".
we're all still whores. we just have a theme song now.
is the shake weight an appropriate valentine's day present?
I just got a mental picture of us having sex in a trash can.
she is legit wearing a plastic bag around her neck as a necklace. she says it serves two purposes.
I wore a firefighters hat and drank beer all night. They had to drive me home after breaking the beer pong table, they told me I was welcome back tonight though...
You don't understand, we were on a waffle house. Both of us were absolutely certain we passed out at his place then BAM! Waffle house.
That's not a funny feeling. That's hepatitis. You got it from that bar where everything was sticky.
I woke up this morning fully clothed with a dart in my pocket
They are like untrained puppies reaking havoc on a newly furnished house. Out of control.
You just compared our vaginas to a newly furnished house...I can dig it.
Why are you naked at 4pm?
Its my birthday, I dont have to wear clothes
Your boobs are like a folk legend.
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