He quoted an N'sync song to confess his attraction to me. Needless to say, I had sex with him.
People were stuck in the elevator screaming and freaking out. I banged on the door and yelled, "fire depart!" They got excited and then I ran away. lolz
is it bad that I only want to go to my boyfriends house bc I want to see his roomate walk around with his shirt off?
Come over. Drunk tacos.
That isn't even a sentence.
I kept the important parts.
It was pathetic and I was covered in butter
Last night we looked at each other with an expression of "fuck I am so done being normal", took off our shirts, and danced around in our bras
The only alcohol in the house was a bottle of Sherry. It's like cough syrup that I shotgunned off Strawberry Shortcake's ass.
I am now being bribed with one orgasm per every meal I eat. This is the best anorexia therapy ever
I forgot I did whipits. Probably because my brain cells were killed from the whipits
I TOOK A FINGER IN THE BUTT YOU CAN OPEN THIS MESSAGE
And let me tell you, getting your ass waxed is the weirdest fucking experience.
Apparently I had 2 bloody noses and after my sis put me to bed at the hotel, I escaped and my sister's friend found me in an elevator with some guy
That was just an endearing nickname I called you before. I'm not gonna call you a filthy slut now that you are one, I don't want to hurt your feelings.
yeah, i'm probably gonna die. still gonna be totally worth it tho
Instead of.being an intelligent and mature adult and dealing with my feelings I chose to get hammered and fuck flounder
Eh it happens
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