I'm going to let the use of the word "hella" slide considering I have sperm older than you.
absolutely not. he will always be that kid that threw up a ham and cheese sandwich in fourth grade to me.
So after we got done with our cardiac arrest patient, I thought how awesome would it be to hook up the defibrillator pads to cook a burrito.
dude... how have they not drug tested you yet?
i walked in on him listening to enya, jacking off, and vomiting into a cup on his desk. are you serious.
my coworker just texted me asking if i remember pissing in the mop bucket at the gas station
planned ethnic drinking holidays while bored at work thru next may. I don't suppose you have any scots or russian in you?
i broight you flpweers amd vodka. open yoir bask door
nothing says roomie bonding better than a sunday shroom trip.
Eating this pizza pocket is like eating out god
I FOUND THE NORMAL CONDOMS. THIS IS GOD TELLING ME TO CHASE AFTER MY DREAM.
She acts like a 3 year old but with fantastic tits. This girl is the reason women are objectified
I want to get up and tell you that smells delicious but I'm struggling with the idea of pants
dont you DARE use my tequila influenced words against me
I'll keep supplying drugs if you teach me piano.
Thanks for making me a drunk burrito last night and cutting it into bite size pieces, I always knew you were a keeper.
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