No, computers are like whores. moody bitches that cost too much and no matter how much protection you have you can still get a virus
I hate it when hot girls behave. It's so anticlimactic
you kept falling over in mid-conversation and you just got right back up as if nothing happened...
This is one of the fundamental differences between you and I. If I found meat in a plastic bag, I wouldn't put it in my mouth.
You tried feeding my python vodka through a funnel. Fuck off.
Not quite sure what happened last night. I'll drive your dresser over to you later.....
98% is good enough for me. Kinda like birth control. Worth the risk
I just want to know who nailed the chicken nugget to the door.
Like "oh its Monday, gotta get wasted today!" not "oh its Monday.. Gotta go to class"
No work today. I woke up and someone had written "Markhot Penis = Party" on my forehead in sharpie. Do you know a Mark?
May 25th. Drunk Laser Tag party to celebrate our bdays. May 26th. Mushrooms at Chattanooga Aquarium. Damn
she got the mcdonald's logo tattooed on her ass. sober. yesterday at noon.
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
I think curling is the best thing to watch when you're baked.
As he was cumming he yelled "Yahtzee" then said im free to go. Thats my one night stand
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