i learned a valuable lesson last night. sometimes nice girls finish first. twice.
My morning has consisted of lying in a fetal position, eating a whole tub of ben and jerry's, talking to my cat, and setting all of our pictures on fire. Does that answer your question?
Im def. not watching the CMAs. If Kanyes not gonna be there whats the point?
I wonder if i passed any courses from last semester
She had to get her inhaler in the middle of fucking...but she kept it in.
the crazy preacher outside Willard just began a monologue that began with "when i look at a vagina." We should stop by there more often
u kept pointing at random guys and making quacking or mooing sounds.
wore my lacy blue thong that says "hello there" across the front today for my gynecologist appointment. I live to make people uncomfortable
I'm posted up in the bathroom at au bon pain, high as balls, experimenting with eyeshadow combinations and listening to 90s jlo. The girl in the stall next to me just plopped a big one and I laughed, hope I ruined her day
There's a stoned dwarf chilling in the basement here. Maybe there are redeemable qualities about this place.
If this party got busted it would be an improvement
Sorry about waking up naked in your bed this morning.
Woke up naked on your sister's mattress lying next to a single slice of bread.
I went to her house she had a kid pool in her living room watching the vacation channel drinking rum out of the bottle saying" life is what you make it. Mines a vacation!!!"
I love that you put so much thought and effort into your nudes
I don't send half assed nudes. Go big or go home.
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