oh my god, i just wanna eat cake off your dick
You can't motorboat a personality
this other lifeguard and I are actually considering paying a kid to shit in the pool
Situation: He got it in my eye, how long do I let it sting before should start to worry?
Midget Michael Jackson impersonator dancing to Beat it in Penn Station almost caused me to miss my train. God, I
We got drunk before dinner. People at the other tables were praying for us.
I am currently eating pure cake frosting...I am not sure how I was ever referred to as a responsible adult.
That's the first time you've ever said the L word without referring to drinking or partying.
He said he got a lot of action last night. I asked how much? And he said he got to see down her shirt. Freshmen never cease to amaze me.
He's currently rapping every word to 'more money more problems' at what could be a over 30s gay bar. I'm not sure yet. More info to come.
no, forget the keg and come see this. prego pants here is dunking chicken nuggets into pudding and crying over a cat show on animal planet.
I have stripper ass cheeks all over my glasses
1. Why did we have the team Chirstmas party in November 2. Why didn't anyone tell me the coaches were invited 3. Why did coach get the giant vibrator I brought
He kept spinning my wedding ring like thanks buddy I remember
is it sad that the highlight of my saturday night was waiting till 3 in the morning to hear about your saturday night?
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