Do you think Capital One would let me put the Tub Girl picture on my Capital One card?
Beat you to it.
don't worry, i already broke the ice when i told the story about how i super glued a picture of big bird to my vag.
never have phone sex with a hardcore republican during this health care crisis . just dont.
needless to say, I hope she has to get an abortion again
STOP fucking him and come play in the snow with us!
She's allergic to latex.
Lucky bastard.
I need a hobby that doesnt involve alcohol and my tv
he seriously made his penis a facebook.
Were gonna hotbox in the trunk. I think there's room for another half of a person if you're interested
They sat at the bar while we waited for a table. When the hostess came to seat us, they were shitfaced, and swordfighting wth chop sticks.
My boss just high fived me after finding out i made it through lunch rush rolling on molly. To think this guy used to terify me.
Six words: 3rd Degree Burn On My Dick
At the bar in my pajamas again
Ummm that is the 3rd time this week and it is Wednesday
i woke up between my boyfriend and his sister and i don't know if we fucked or cried together
I mean, it's good for a lot of things. Just not the inside of your vagina
Well neither is bbq sauce but I dont judge kinks
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