I'm playing the sound guy on a porno set
A hot woman with candy. This is what heaven is filled with
pretty sure i had my hand down BOTH their pants at the same time at some point...
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
He doesn't like you, he likes u not having a gag relfex
its my first week of college and i have a UTI
not easy being a whore now is it
he confused my yawn for an orgasm
Why is hotel staff askin about the blood in our room
You know what would make this walk of shame even better? Picking up my cap n gown on the way to my car
Just made a floating bacon boat for the hot tub. This is what America is all about.
my vag sweat smells like doritos
so now that we're not dating you have to stop sending shit like this to me okay?
I just got fingered in the Win-Co parking lot for pills. How's your meltdown going?
An d I'd rather cry while putting a waffle in my mouth than cry on my pillow, ya feel me?
While he was fucking me, he just stopped and said, "Mike says Hi." Then proceeded to fuck me.
What did you do?
What do you say to that!? But, when I came, I screamed out my full name.
“before I show up tits a blazing, what’s the sexual temperature here?“
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