How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
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I hate thxgiving break now because that totally means I'm not able to have sex for a week.
its mom's weekend..did we need to couger proof the apt?
I introduced him to the male G-Spot. Don't ever tell me I'm not experienced.
I was told u were the one who could explain to me why i woke up in the running shower, still in my dress and heels
for future reference mormans are hard to crack but they give fucking amazing hand jobs.
Aside from the fact that im drinking wine straight from the bottle to save doing dishes, im also standing in front of the oven to save turning on the heater. its gonna be a rough winter.
I never thought that it would get to the point where I would have to specify that by "hang out" I meant "fuck like rabbits." Growing up shouldn't be this way.
I just made the answer to all my security questions "fuck you" with various levels of ! marks. I may regret this in the morning.
my brother has friends over and I can hear one of them screaming from the basement "BREATHE. FILL YOUR LUNGS. LIVE YOUR LIFE." and it sounds like he's doing some motivational speaking down there but that's actually just how he encourages ppl to take bong hits
i would stab him if he didn't just tell me he is a priest
Don't go to jail over some guy named Bunky
idk what to be more embarrassed/confused about, that i lost my underwear or that i woke up covered in fried rice
Like my mom really needs to know just how non existent my sex life is
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
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