just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
I only had sex with her cause she looked like jwoww from jersey shore
just because you are in college doesnt mean its okay to pregame easter mass.
So... on the count of three, we are going to forget last night ever happened... 1...2...3
Getting too drunk for the hot dog vendor to serve me is possibly a sign of an alcohol problem. I threw up in the sewer grates next to his stand
I only remembered where urgent care was because it's across the street from my favorite bar
I just wanna go somewhere and not be judged for wearing spandex shorts that make my ass look like a slice of fucking heaven. Is that so much to ask??
Let's just say that the best way to get a girls attention is not to slap her on the ass from the window of a moving cab.
I don't deserve a penis
it's finals week and we've been blasting country porch drinkin since 10AM. there's been like 4 tweets about hearin us on the other side of campus
sex in a hospital.. check
Well, I just bought plan b with the tips I made from the job that I slept with my manager. So yeah, that's my life. How's yours?
I'm not in bed, I'm driving and puking at the same time.... first for everything
wait he has a twin??? which one did you fuck
yes
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