I just rolled a joint with a page from On The Road by Kerouac. I have never felt like more of a hipster.
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
Fun Fact: The stage were about to graduate on is where we once drove a van and kidnapped someone.
Fun Fact 2: My parents are sitting by the bushes I peed in this weekend.
This guy in a neck brace is ordering bottle service at the strip club. Not sure whether to applaud his commitment or scorn his addiction. It's a draw.
So what do normal people wear to parties? Normal meaning not you.
You wear an inflatable farm animal to TWO THEMED PARTIES and I never get to hear the end of it...
Why can't I hire someone to teach me how to be a decent human being?
You know, I've never slept in a rug with anyone before you
Number of twigs I found in my hair: 5
First memory of my senior year: Going into registration still drunk from last night.
I can't tell if my bong is gender-neutral or not
Went to work in the same clothes from last night, completely covered in glitter...I didn't choose the hag life, the hag life chose me
We were fucking and his phone rang and it was his grandma. He just had a conversation with his grandma while fucking me from behind. Then his dad called and asked him what he wanted from taco bell.
One singular head for man, one giant climax for mankind
THE COP WHO TOOK MY MUGSHOT LAST NIGHT JUST ADDED ME ON FACEBOOK
I do not recommend playing football on LSD like at all
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