it seems that i get a boner from just about everything now
Does boxed wine and camel crushes signify a college date? Lets hope so
Church boner. Awkwardddd
Found my phone laying in a snow angel outside my apt this morning.
Does he not understand that naked slip and slide needs supervision after dark?!
I have no recollection of sleep choking you
check off brunette on the list of girls tht hit me with there cars and then fucked me later
yeah we were the ones eating jello shots out of the back of a jeep in the bar parking lot
By "met a doctor" I really mean "fucked a pre med student"
You crossed every boundary on the boundary spectrum last night. You're like the illegal immigrant of drunk actions. No more holiday drinking for you.
Is it weird to say that Kobe reminds me of a wise brontosaurus?
Only three months past my 21st and I'm done. So many life lessons in so little time.
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
Did you apologize to him for the trip to the strip club as a first date or is that something that just gets swept under the rug??
I’m making a jello mold of my penis
Will it be as disappointing as your actual penis?
Randomize
