My girlfriend figured out who you are.
there's a booger on my laptop, i suspect it's yours
yeah for some reason your penis didn't fit in my mouth the other day
i found literally half of a double sided dildo in my shower. i guess someone went home happy.
I have had it with that bitchy sack of crazy. Iam done!
EVERYONE CAN HEAR YOU FUCKING YOU ARE IN A TENT
mallory made a planned parenthood decision maker flow chart again.
I'm sure it's not the worst thing to ever come out of my ass
Bought asot tix too. After Saturday I'm gonna be reborn like Jesus and no drugs until edc
Again? Most people check out of hotels, they don't escape from them
All I know is that at 4 am I was walking down the street in my bra and his shorts and Im pretty sure I passed my grandma on her morning walk.
I just masturbated and watched youtube makeup videos, which was just an extension of masturbation.
I think clothing becomes optional at the second date! But you seem like a rule breaker
My life is pants optional.
I'm literally trying to cool beer down right now in my car by putting it on my floor and blasting cold air on it
Randomize
