Spotted: jayne dropping her cigarettes in a puddle...then picking them back up and putting them in her pocket. If i ever get that desperate, stop talking to me
It's just like soggy cereal, but cancerous
I think you missed the wrong class. Im pretty sure we were taught how to buy cocaine.
Just got a lecture from Dad about how I need to be more responsible and start buying my weed in larger quantities so that i can save money. Like he was serious and kind of disappointed in me for not adapting to his method earlier.
He's currently rapping every word to 'more money more problems' at what could be a over 30s gay bar. I'm not sure yet. More info to come.
Sorry no. I've already promised my first single hookup to somebody.
My asshole is basically a geyser at this point. Minus the excitement. Plus blood.
I could study for finals and ace all my tests but wheres the fun in that? id rather black out and hope for the best
He just remixed a spongebob song with 2 chainz..... Clearly I love him
i'll probably be on drugs forewarning
forewarning i'll probably have done those drugs with you
He slapped my ass and his clap-on light turned on.
I'm just going to ride dicks all the way to the to the gates of hell
I walked in and saw her crying and singing to her dog
All I'm saying is this is the exact reason I should not be left unsupervised.
Why would you keep yourself in a sharting situation
GOD I WOULD STAB DANNY IN THE EYE WITH HIS OWN PENIS
.........That big, huh?
No. I would cut it off
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