I saw that some person on TFLN used a bag of wine as a pillow. I tried it last night. I forgot to close the spout. I woke up and thought my face had a period
How can i ever say i miss u when u wont go away
I feel like my teeth are sweating.
btw, do you remember scaling that porch last night?
NO. NO LET HIS PENIS TOUCH YOU.
I heard him crying and I heard him listening to porn... I'm hoping to God they weren't at the same time.
Casually brushing the Bacardi out of my hair. It's a good time to ponder regretting everything that happened last night.
javelin tossed one of my crutches in to the mosh pit at the concert, hit some dude in the temple hahah fuck him he sucks
I just hope when I turn 21, it doesn't tank my entire semester.
I puked so hard this morning that I peed my pants. I'm a gem.
I remember telling you that I think Taylor Swift has stolen my essence. I still think that's true.
Herpes is not a lady problem you can solve with shower beers and kissing boys
He apologized for cumming on my leg, but not for ghosting me for 3 weeks before :(
Maybe those shots of hot dog water wasn’t a good idea after killing a fifth of tequila.. but who’s askin
He was eating me out on a picnic table on the frame lake trail and right after I came, a group of hikers walked around the corner. Stood up just in time
And this is one of the many reasons why you need a car.
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