Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
My mom asked me if I was being satisfied, sexually. And then discussed positioning.
Kinda wish I banged him. I need the exercise.
the protein jug says add 2 scoops to your favorite beverage. guess who just found a way to make sam adams healthy? THIS GUY
A beer fell out of the case, hit the ground and started spraying. He's a pro. He grabbed it and shotgunned it while still holding the case.
He once got bit in the face by a dog and still got laid the same night. He owns Memorial Day Weekend
As hard as i've been partying lately their gonna have to revoke my organ donor status
Well besides you comparing him to your dead cat, I'd say it was fine.
If taco bell and midol can't fix her, she's in gods hands now.
Then mom squeezed my boob and said, "Dad would go nuts if I had these..."
Should I take my grandma to a keg tomorrow or not? Serious question
of course the one day I come to class high we have guest speakers from the police department... Just my luck
6 more days and it'll be a year since i slept with him and never went home
We were drunk waiting for tacos and I gave him a handy in the back of the Uber while giving the driver relationship advice. I think I'm handling the whole grad school thing alright.
I almost stopped mid bj to let him know I appreciated his balls being nice to look at/have my face near. But I didn't know if that would ruin, or improve the moment.
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