Different chick, same blowjob, same parking lot.
Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
tailgaiting my last final, a perfect sendoff.
I just won unlimited hot dogs for life. I'm so glad I smoked
What did you wear last night? Because I'm pretty sure there are atleast 4 Facebook statuses about your walk of shame.
please stop yelling "ITS NARNIAAAAAAAAA" out of our window at the lone person walking home in the snow
The security guard told you that the room was off limits and you just looked at him and said,"Its okay, I have a beard".
im sober
you just pulled your sweatpants out of your bag and thanked them for being alive
How does one chug a beer and swing the bottle at someone in a single motion? This guys a beer ninja man
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
He ran over from the bar to give me more singles because the stripper was doing gymnastics on me. He is a really great friend, just probably not the best boyfriend.
I haven't been that free with the boobs since I was 19. I'm putting them away for a while.
If you insist
The one guy literally flopped my boob out. Yes I insist.
I made out with a mom and her daughter and got a black eye, so yeah, my birthday went well
I feel like my dick pic collection should be archived at the Smithsonian
I was on top for a full on make out when in dead silence "I'm moaning Myrtle" came from the TV. Moment ruined. I got cock blocked by a fictional ghost
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