Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
she went to pee and i could hear her singing "Drip Drip Drop LIttle April Showers" from Bambi through the door.
I had to put my glasses on last night to watch porn. SO getting lasik with my tax returns this year.
winter break is gonna be like a weird mixture of rehab fat camp and holiday cheer.
He was drunk at Denny's at 5 am saying how Dear John was the worst movie he has ever seen... eyes filled with tears.
I didnt shave my beard last night, so I could feel it while Im shrooming today
i gave him the "yep, i was your girfriend's collegiate lesbian sex story" head nod
why is there an outline of nathan's body on my wall in whip cream?
Okay Im going to go have some sex apparently. I hope this chick is prepared the zero effort Im going to put into it.
There's a bed on the roof. The window behind it is too small for it to go through. I'm impressed.
He was drinking a long island through his Breathalyzer tube.
That dog was the best thing i ever touched
im pretty sure the interns at this hospital have gotten hotter
Welp. It's confirmed. There is literally no lube on this entire island. Fuck me. More accurately, don't fuck me.
Rough birthday weekend. Eating McDonalds in the shower and used a fifth of sky as a pillow last night
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