Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
Well I think that's a good thing that I'm not full of someone else.
I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
The extent of my physical activity is running from the cops.
When he goes down on me, he stares me in the eyes like a shark mocking it's prey as it devours it. Plus, his beard smells like dirty gym socks. This has got to end.
And if I hated you I'd probably say things like, "I never want to speak to you again," or, "Eat a bag of dicks." That's how you'd know.
You know, part of me wants to die and the other part of me doesn't want to live
Its perfect, I supply the pot she makes the brownies. I love the culinary dept.
It's like you know you got fucjed up when you wake up and check fir your own pulse
Why did I ever allow that penis to enter my sacred temple?
Oh? I just remember dropping coins and trying to give the manager change to let me back into the bar.
All I want for Christmas is my co-worker's speakerphone to be thrown against a brick wall, and the remains burned in a backyard fire while I roast a hot dog over it. Is that so much to ask?
He had a small dick anyway. I'm glad I barfed on it.
Umm...sounds like a maybe. I broke my nose and have surgery next wed but if I'm ok by Friday I'm down.
He shit with the door open. I think that means we are in a realtionship.
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