his internet history is a lot of porn, how to make a hovercraft and side-effects of jacking off too much
Literally he has the smallest penis I've ever felt since 8th grade.
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
he said he wants to do me james and the giant peach style. im afraid of what that means. but moderately excited. wish me luck.
Highlight of my weekend: having my card suspended due to "suspicious charges" and standing in line at the gas station yelling at customer service on the phone that I really did go to 4 different strip clubs in one night
HOW DID YOU END UP IN THE BATHROOM WITH A DANCER AFTER 12 MINUTES?
This is the only time in your life where finding a half eaten lime and pair of florescent pink underwear that wasn't yours means that it was a good night
I'm beginning to worry that I seem to get along best with people when I'm naked with them.
I can recall having this conversation with a three year old, but go on
I almost had a threesome in a giant beanbag chair. I love college.
FUCK WHALES
I am at a cat party and I just witnessed people lapping vodka out of a bowl for a contest. Lol
Of course you try to burn the house down on the one night we take down the smoke alarm so we can use the fog machine more
It's difficult when the romantic and the hedonist in me are fighting. I want him to respect me and hopefully pursue an actual relationship, but then I remember he fucks like a GOD and loves my kink. Oh, life's hard.
I gave in, made out with her, and long story short, I'm giving hetero another try.
Randomize
