It was like a spaceship landed and 1000s of hipsters filled up the park
I am stoned and watching Pocahontas. I am letting the kids eat whatever they want. I am the best babysitter in the whole wide world
u were so high that u chewed on candle wax for an hour
There was a lot going on. It was easy to miss a 70 foot tall puppet.
The chlamydia really affected his face.
So it finally happened last night... I re-met someone that i've already had sex with. Had no idea who he was. Fantastic
I feel like I shouldn't have to explain to you why giving your cat weed was a bad idea.
Last night did I take a piece of pizza out of your hand and then proceed to eat it?
Twice...
The things happening in my intestines right now should only ever happen at truck stops and frat houses.
I'm at an awkward stage of not being able to tell if I wanna keep having fun or if I need to die in bed
im pretty sure the interns at this hospital have gotten hotter
You don't know how small your school is until you know everyone in the ER on a Friday night.
I have loved her ever since she went down on my first wife
I have seen you puke and 5 mins later rock my world. So there is hotness there that average people will never see..
It’s a 10 inch dick! Of course I’m getting a Brazilian
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