She was Ugg boots AND a Bumpit. Of course I didn't sleep with her.
I just saw the host of Singled Out do standup. Holy shit 1995.
i feel like god sat there all night pointing and laughing at me
He has a tattoo of a carebear. This is not happening.
... was I dreaming when we did coke off of the xbox, or did that really happen?
Took an impromptu nap on the floor of a starbucks bathroom using my backpack as a pillow. Please tell me you have been this hungover
you seemed to enjoy falling down hill
wow, never heard the last few months of my life put so succint
For someone only wearing socks and a cast, I felt reallyy overdressed
I'm pretty sure "tag teaming" and "looking for stability" are not synonymous.
Not yet.
You rolled around on the floor, yelled about being a "half-zombie" and bit that guy on the leg who was hitting on me.
I just told him I want him to "take the reins". At least its festive sexting?
so when he he finally wandered back into the room it was with a pound of cream cheese which he ate in 5 minutes flat and then passed out
This day took a left turn at "This is your going away party, I got a bunch of blow."
He may be engaged to someone else, but god damn that was the best 3 hours I've ever spent naked with someone.
Well, I can't remember Thursday and my left ass cheek hurts like hell, I'm guessing Mike's bachelor party was a success.
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