Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
I'd like to come home and be able to sleep in a bed that's not filled with crumbs from you getting too high and passing out while eating. This is seriously getting ridiculous.
Stop selling my mother weed! She's annoying as hell when she's stoned.
hooking up with my manager sounds like an even better idea while i'm sober.
It's one of the many facets of my drunken alter egos. I'm like substance abuse batman.
in my defense i said 'lock up your wives' before going out.
It's called the dick transitive property. It states if you touch a person whilst they touch a dick, you are also touching said dick.
then she lifted her dress, tweaked her own nipples, and then ordered another round for everyone. this place is wild at 9pm.
Watching this game makes me realize that we have yet to do Skype shots. What kind of long distance alcoholics are we?
I've been vomiting all day.
All day? It's 10am.
I almost wanna stick a tampon in and sneeze bent over to see if it actually shoots out
If my dick was big enough to fuck the eye of a hurricane, I would.
I decided we werent gonna go for round 5 when he started trying to have a serious conversation about how blessed he is to have such a nice penis
He has a point, the man's penis is a legend.
Just set the kids up with doughnuts downstairs so I could go up and masturbate uninterrupted. I am such a good mom.
We're so high we're eating flavored lube.
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