She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
I lost my shoes and bra and was beyond mapquesting
do you remember wearing her cheetah rainboots and making bacon shirtless?
You missed practice last night. You owe at least 8 hours of liver sprints.
Oh god I may vomit into the teacup of debauchery.
Idk. Each time I ask him about double teaming a woman with Dennis Rodman he just giggles. We will never know what to believe.
we should probably just go check in at the police station right now
He was super stoned and then he compared doing meth to having anal sex and told me to "ride that cowboy." The cowboy being my ex.
So apparently someone caught him as he was falling. And carried him around the rest of the night.
As long as you don't want to make a shrine out of my eyelashes It's all good
I have already been up, showered, had a cup of coffee brought to me, added a little rum to cure the hangover, had sex and kicked him out and it's only 1pm. Successful day so far.
Yeah bc that's when u should take a Molly. At a house party with everyone from ur hometown
I'm going to talk him into letting me tie him up, and then just leave him that way and go meet you for fro-yo.
Why is there a horse in the backyard?
I stayed at my gfs last night. This is all on you.
Today will be the day I throw up in my backpack in the middle of class
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