Guess what I'm doing tomorrow?
Becoming a productive member of society?
Sam. Come on.
never thought i'd see a ''climb of shame'' until she came down from the attic in front of the whole party..
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
And for your info. Don't pee outside with glow sticks. People will still see you.
I have no idea what happened after 2 AM. I woke up on my bike, in my bed, with a deep thigh bruise.
You had a towel around you and you called it your shot bib.
you shall refer to me as my indian name from now on...running with dumb cunts
Guy, there will be accountabilities this weekend that you will need to respond to, or else.
She's got a butler. A fucking butler. Shes like batman, but with a better ass.
There's a mechanical bull in the basement dude where are you
I like how you were offering me $50 last night to come home with you to take care of you and your dog
I think I've been there, but who knows? I drink a lot
THEN YOU WILL NOT GET TO SEE MY TITS TONIGHT OR IN THE NEAR FUTURE YOU HEARTLESS BASTARD
Not entirely sure how I got drunk off 2 mimosas but here I am
I broke another vibrator the other day. Abstinence is not for me.
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