No vaginas are yucky and I don't think you're old enough to handle one yet
dont get me wrong, i like when a guy is into my boobs but when he started saying mama i want milk let me suck, i gathered my shit together and bounced.
that's like riding a pigeon when you could fuck a bald eagle
I hope my sperm were as drunk as I was.
Come, dress lightly, bring tequila...
After he was done he gave me a case of landshark and tickets to tomorrows yankee game. This is the best nonrelationship ever
How many weeks is it acceptable until I can start bringing freshman back?
I'm glad I booty called you last night. It was nice to see you and talk, in between all the sex...
I can't straight up say the only reason I smoked a couple bowls with you was for your three legged cat
Well, if it makes you feel any better I'll be drinking tequila and doing lines on Halloween. Just like old days.
It is not a successful senior year unless you show up to campus without pants at least once, right?
His face matches his life choices. Both are train wrecks.
I want to be her friend more than I want to fuck her boyfriend.
Should I bring my 4 pairs of bunny ears? Or is that too weird?
4 pairs might be a bit much
Found your brother. He was passed out in the tub holding a bottle of Shatto milk wearing nothing but his tighty-whities.
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