Do you ever go through someone elses pictures and just appreciate the fact that youre not really friends with them?
I dont know why the TSA people are looking at me wierd. I mean there is no way i am the only hungover college girl here with nine tally marks on her hand and last nights glitter on her face
I'm doing it for my vagina. You should understand that
You walked away saying that you had to pee and you never came back. We found you an hour later in his roommate's bed. Under the covers. Still in your wet bathing suit.
I woke up to a gnawing sound in the middle of the night and asked him what it was. He told me it was the family of squirrels that lives in the wall and to go back to sleep.
John stretched a condom over his face and tried to puke in it.
You know what i just remembered? I asked the 8 ball if i was gonna get kicked out this semester before any of this stuff happened and it said yes. ITS REAL.
We lost you in the mall, but to no surprise we found you waiting in line to sit on santas lap. You said you wanted to ask him for a pound of weed and a subway giftcard for xmas.
I woke up on his couch and my bra was flung across the floor and filled with animal crackers
We could put on there: "Drink jager bombs and do stupid shit faster, with more energy!"
When confronted with a choice of going home or fucking the band ALWAYS FUCK THE BAND!!
I woke up with masking tape on my nipples this morning........... WHY DO BAD THINGS HAPPEN TO GOOD PEOPLE
I just ate broccoli before drinking. Does that make me a responsible adult?
we had sex while we waited for the thai food... a which will come first type of situation
If this adventure is going to get us arrested it'll have to wait until Wednesday so that I can bail myself out.
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