the facebook you made of my ass has 10 times more friends than i do.
I have to keep checking she's breathing. This is why we don't drink on Sundays
Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group
But you wear shame so well
Im so excited to get permanently banned for life from all the old bars again, it is gonna be christmas after all
Do I need to take a photo of my sister's enlarged and disgustingly dark nipples to scare you into protection? DO I?
And if I hated you I'd probably say things like, "I never want to speak to you again," or, "Eat a bag of dicks." That's how you'd know.
I was thinking that, but I'm not sure the proper etiquette on asking about someone's nipple rings. Even if you did see them and compliment them once.
I had no idea he had such passive aggressive animalistic tendencies. This is the human equivalent of peeing on someone.
Had a dream I cut my own dick off. That's it I gotta see a doctor...
Umm
Exactly.
Sometimes I just want to kiss you without you pulling ur cock out and waving it at me
I am sorry. I am also on acid.
Currently eating Dominos at the bar high as shit so that's how homework is going
My concern for you and peanut butter is the reason I am still awake.
I lost my virginity to Adventure Time. DO YOU NOT UNDERSTAND THE SIGNIFICANCE?!
I gave your mom a discount on her coffee, its my way to say thanks for having a son that makes me come every time
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