I think your mom looks like a breed of donkey and elephant, but her boobs are perfect
Small Doughy Asian men and sleeveless hoodies with nothing underneath do not mix well.
Sounds like the climatic scene of my favorite erotic novel.
nailed a girl as she was wearing a darth vader shirt. Cross that one off my list.
just got my goo swallowed for the first time. colors seem so much more vivid now, and more rainbows are outside
had another sex dream about alec baldwin...
She had just swallowed, of course i didnt kiss her goodbye
Wasn't she moving abroad?
Are you really going to debate this?
You walked in with a firecracker and a doughnut then demonstrated what a lazy job he did fucking you
She just told me she's too full for a reach-around. Sad.
The man who lives downstairs is fluent in Russian, and also a playboy. You should meet.
I may have had sex with him and told him we wasn't worth my time then went home and made mashed potatoes
You made me drive your car so you could give the dude from the parking lot a BJ in the back seat. Classy.
My boyfriend's brother just got out of jail and he is already telling us to steal cable. Dude.
Okay, I just reached peak living alone
I ate a piece of chocolate cake while jerking off
HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT
So I just ran in to the Couger you saw me take home last month who i haven't talked to since then at Wawa and she was PISSED.. APPARENTLY i fucked her niece last week
Just because my bed is easier to get to doesn't mean it's okay to fuck in.
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