Your sister thinks she pees out of her clit. Did you have Sex Ed or Sunday School growing up?
tonight is proof that a xbox 360 will always be more reliable than a girl ever will
and a girl gets the red ring of death every month
He had a stripper pole in his bedroom. I didn't know whether to be impressed or creeped out.
theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
you try finding a go kart track at 4 AM on Thanksgiving
Totally just locked myself outside of my house, in my robe, with the fedex man and a box of sex toys. Not my week.
i just was bootyclappin in front of homeless men in a back alley
My printer just jammed because one of the condom wrappers I threw when we had sex in my dorm
Why was there a 1000 piece puzzle covered in hot sauce being cooked in the microwave?
Nope, had to pee on the side got violated by tall grass. Then someone came around the corner and I had to stop mid pee to dive into the car.. Pants down
Did you just send me an ass picture with a quote from the lion king?
What are you gonna do about it?
I think my ph in my vagina is actually off from the lack of sex I've had this break compared to finals week.
Smoked a blunt with my dad then introduced him to cinnabon delights. Today was a good day.
Every time our eyes meet, I silently summon him to my vagina.
Why is the floor coated in a 2 inch blanket of popcorn??
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