im poppin the ladies like they're bacne
she was so "full of love" from watching twilight that she came over and gave me a handjob. when does the next movie come out?
something came early last nite... and lemme tell u it wasn't christmas...
NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
i really wish i had a remote for my computer. its all the way on my bed while im across the hall puking my brains out to enya. not cool.
This whole foot fetish thing is getting out of control. He would rather hold my feet than me after we fuck.
She washed her feet in the sink at white castle. I want this girl in my life.
I'm covered in pickle juice. Why do you people leave me alone?
since you saved your number in my phone as "the hot chick you met last Friday" I don't know who you are either
Anything that comes outta your cooch is bound to be breathtaking
That could use a little rephrasing
I slept with someone shorter than me. My vagina weeps.
You fool.
I don't know how that blunt survived being in your pocket all night but you pulled it out at 4 am in 7/11 and tried to fire it up. Zero fucks given
Three of my exes and one of my exes' brothers have hit me up and it's only been a week. I hate semester break.
You were in no condition to manage a 3-way.
I didn't even know his name until he texted me the next day and told me I should take a plan B pill. Thanks Danny.
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