great time with ya sorry i wasn't one of the three guys you wanted to stay with
Seriously. Destroy her vagina. Do it like an angry baboon mating with a gentle manatee.
Today in psych we learned that you are a whore.
Me specifically?
Yep.
no, i'm currently making the trek across campus to get all my stuff from last night. My ID is in one guys bed, and my camera in another guy's bed.
They don't exactly give out small business loans to start-up dealers
He was like an artic tracker. Walked ten paces from the tree, then 15 paces from the mailbox, dug down in the snow, and pulled up the case of beer he hid from his parents out there. It tasted like ice cold success.
We had to leave after he was in the middle of the street yelling "Balls of Steeeeeeeeel!!"
Let's play, "guess how long my Neighbours have been watching me dance naked".
He said it. He actually said "yes it's in".
i went out at 5pm and cant remember anything until 3am...i was at the bus stop parking lot running around doing the Arrested Development chicken calls.
There was a deer right in front of me when I came. Sex in the forest is awesome
Hook ups at LEGOLAND don't count right?
Are we playing inappropriate sexual encounters bingo?
I want to respect them as people, but really I just want to have sex with them.
Just don't do anything stupid
i did a stupid sorry
hurry up. it's a friday night and i'm drinking in my office by myself. wearing a stewie griffin costume. the cleaning lady is judging me.
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