The pirates hijacked 3 more ships today!!
we need a boat to join in
Obama is on top of it we'd get killed within mins, but we'd live in legend foreva
please say your awake. the girl i brought home last night...any idea on a name? she isnt up yet...
is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
You seriously don't know?He was trying to arrest you and you were shouting that you were being punk'd. Punk'd? that show got cancelled like 5 years ago.
my credit card is covered in vodka and bad memories
Why the fuck is BBQ sauce coming out of my shower head?
Wow... that's disturbing man, and their not even my balls
Great. I get laid, Leslie Nielsen dies. I can't have have sex anymore, the film community can't take another loss like this.
Every time I think about it I can feel His toe in my mouth and I gag, I'm scarred for life.
Post a pic on facebook and see if those same 46 girls find shitting in the bed handsome and adorable
I just sneezed weed. Kinda wanna try to smoke it.
You know what, don't say anything. You all made fun on me for saying I would fuck him junior year when he taught us algebra and six years later, HERE I AM.
He's like a father figure to me, except we have casual drunk sex every now and then
My life is literally "I'm too horny you can't leave" or "let's have pie" there's like no inbetween
Why would I want a relationship when I’m the side dick for my boss and a few women from the gym
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