Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
You know, as long as there were ice cream breaks, I would totally eat chips for a living.
I just masturbated into a dress sock. I feel fancy
i thought i was the drunkest one there til some girl puked in the tip jar.
Nada. Shooting off confetti and wanted to see I'd u could see it from ur house.
Wow. Its not even 11am.
We decided that the paper cups disintegrating was god's way of telling us we had had enough
So basically he tried to get out of the car and crawl on the highway with the broken leg because he didn't want to go to the hospital. It was not a good time...then we got pizza though.
I kinda wanna eat your hands right now.
Put down the everclear and go to bed.
I hooked up with a 20 year old last night. I feel like a hocus pocus witch that sucked life from a child.
Im not coming back to that place until im drunk. If I walk in there sober Ill start screaming uncontrollably. Not words, just sounds.
I AM COVERED IN FAKE BLOOD AND REAL CUM. I AM AWESOME
The feeling are messing with the penis
I couldn't stop laughing at the fact he was cutting lines with a sears card. What 24 year old has a sears card?
You know what I realized today? That my biggest regret of freshman year was ditching you and that foam party to have a one night stand with a skinny jean wearing vocal major.
I am concerned for your priorities but also really flattered. Flattery wins
No it was fine, I've just never seen that many people eat dog food
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