Don't bone anyone, just think of ur vibrator lol
HHaaaaaaaaa mmmmn vibrator
I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
I sent him a picture of my touching myself. He responded back "Your nails look really nice"
As weird as that was it was probably the best advice i've ever gotten from a tranny
He stole her cigarettes and walked 15 miles just so he wouldn't have to wake up next to her. God I love being a lesbian.
4pm on a Sunday....roomate fucking like a wildabeast while I have a organic chemistry study group in my kitchen.
Im otw to class. I was at the Library. Just past three girls with a bottle of tequila playing dizzy bat.
You can cross "give someone a blow job while playing Colors of the Wind" off my bucket list.
Guess I was throwing darts at a patrons head last night, lol! Black out
I have a big to do list for you. Number 1 - me. Number 2 - drink wine 3. Talk my ears off. 4. Me again
so i might have figured out why that girl isn't talking to me...I'm 90% confident I didn't give her a pillow when she stayed over >.>
When I was hooking up with this guy last night all I could think about was if we were in Game of Thrones... I need to stop doing drugs
I was chasing moonshine with vodka last night. I'm still not sure how I'm sober right now.
STOP HOOKING UP WITH SOCCER MOMS! YOU ARE RUINING MY REPUTATION!
i just wanna know who wrote "dibbz" on my ass?
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