No awkward lesbian experiences without me
he started fingering my stomach rolls instead of my vag... am i really that fat?
he came up my nose again i swear he does this just to piss me off
Oh so it was one of those "I shouldn't have gotten in a cab with a random 21 year old girl" kinda nights.
I already ran out of vodka but I have more beer. I just ran naked into the high school party down the street as took all theirs. ...figured no one wants to tackle the naked guy..
ps I'm eating candy off our sex sheets. gotta say the only thing better than sweet tarts is sweet tarts with a hint of sex. perfect post vday situation
Whiskey and I have a long and stories tradition of excellence
i finally decided to cut him off after he he looked me dead in the eyes and said "how have i been inside you for the past twenty minutes when my pants are still on?"
If I have to masturbate more than twice a week you fail as a fuck buddy. Just so you know...................you failed
Ok spinning in the opposite direction thatg the room was spinning was the worst advice ever
Don't even start with me. You know damn well if you walked into a bathroom with two girls naked in the shower you would stay too. Regardless how drunk I was or whether or not you were my ride.
Do you think accidently including this month's Credit Card statement in my application will keep me from getting into grad school?
Depends ... when did you purchase your vibrator?
I know I'm not a hook-up kind of chick but he is a firefighter & an EMS worker. I felt like maybe I'd be a good person if I let a good person inside of me
last night we watched this really loud chick try and pick up this smoking french guy who's english was sooo bad. she finally pointed at her beer and then her vagine
gross
like you've never done an interperative dance for sex, please
Not this time. I'm drinking in my sweatpants which means I've given up for the day and shouldn't be in public.
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