haha you were like: "I don't want to uh pressure you.." as you took your own shirt off
I just spent the last two hours on the phone with Emily trying to explain to her how to finger herself.
some guy just asked me if water gets in a vag when girls take a bath. WTF. it's not a wind tunnel!
i believe i can now do shots of gasoline with no chaser. its been that kind of summer.
Are you really this nice or are you just trying to get in my pants?
Both?
is it STILL halloween? when did this turn into a week long holiday
She had one of those kid princess beds. I asked how she expected to fuck on that and she just said "thats what the slide is for". I've never wanted to marry a one night stand before.
you ate dog biscuits in front of my dogs and laughed at them for not have opposable thumbs
I was smelling my bathroom to make sure it didn't reek of weed...I spaced out and realized I was face to the wall sniffing it for 5 minutes.
His dog was laying on the bed and he said we could have sex as long as we didn't disturb his dog. My life is pathetic
Elliott peed on my floor and slept in it lol that's a one line description.
I had a dream involving the worlds smallest pony, an asphalt volcano, and jimi hendrix. Never smoking 3 bowls before bed again
I screamed "You look like a guy I've fucked!" to your brother at a party... I have some explaining to do.
Don't worry about us we're making Mac and cheese
MAC AND CHEESE ABORTED, WE HAD FIRE
thanks for not wanting to stay all night or talk or anything, nice to have a fuck buddy who really doesnt take the buddy part serious
I'm all about the fuck
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