question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
I have a story that starts with Nutella and ends with sex in the laundry building at RIT.
i just had to wipe vomit off my fone to text you. yeah that hungover.
Very hungover, bought a newspaper and found my shorts from last night in the machine.
all I know is he gave me a Cialis and tried to take me home.
..and it was like all of a sudden I could hear the sounds my brain was making
the moment we started interpretive dancing last night wouldve been a good time to stop drinking.
yeah, I said "hi, I'm the creepy old guy at the college bar" and she said that she like mature men, wasn't expecting that line to work
The carpet cleaning people refuse to steam clean human feces. I'll call back later and blame it on the dog not you
Only I could go on a date with one guy, have a beer with a different guy and go home with the guy im trying to avoid. I have a talent or a problem.
My uterus is doing all sorts of karate moves to break free of my body.
In other news, I had my first sex related injury of the school year so that's cool
It's only 9 and these two girls are already walking around Walmart barefoot and holding their heels. WE NEED TO STEP IT UP.
Flight got cancelled. Stayed in the same hotel as the flight crew so now I can cross Sex with Pilot off the bucket list
He regularly flies into DC, so I’m going to sign him up for my Frequent Flyer program!
We're going to watch the inauguration and fuck. Or fuck and watch the inauguration, I'm not picky, just get your ass over here by ten.
Randomize
