White coat. Heels.
He wouldnt get hard, then started talking about his ex wife. I literally rolled over and started to cry
i was the DD for the swedish students tonight. Got paid 23 dollars for driving 10 miles. gotta love ignorance and the confusion conversion brings.
He just made a mudslide using rubinoff and swiss miss packets. This can't end well....
Of course she said it wasn't that good, I don't bring my A game to pity fuck the thrice divorced girl from work
By the end of the cruise, there was literally nothing in our room he hadn't peed on.
The bartender just told me he would have me face down in his pillow by the end of the night. I hate when you make me go to gay clubs.
Does she usually listen to trance and cut up broccoli when she's high?
Apparently, his doctor was impressed with how well we took care of his leg. We're like the kings of naked triage.
He was going down on me as I discovered a spaghetti-O on my boob. Its been a while since I faked it.
I'm cheerleading for traffic. people are staring. Why am i the only high person on the way to class?
I had sex with marker all over my face so I can do just about anything.
I SHOULD NOT BE HAVING AN EXISTENTIAL CRISIS OVER PIZZA
I would go a lot of places to get laid. But I would NOT go to Staten Island.
How long until you're healed?
Physically? A week or so. Emotionally? The scars of dislocating my knee at a frat and flashing my panties to the whole crowd wi never heal.
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