It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
so my mom just told me that she wouldnt pick me up and take us to taco bell at 3AM...
Aunt Jean just announced that her pubic hair is getting thicker as her head hair gets thinner. As a family we are just not a people of mystery.
i just saw someone i know on True Life. i need new friends.
Oh my god. I think I just sexted my mom...
What?!
Fwd: Ride me, you sleek sleek woman!!!
We've been fucking since Friday.... This is the most committed non-committed relationship I've ever been in
he broke into my appartment and left me a waffle maker...
best friends dont let best friends get an STD of the eyeball just saying
He really thought ahead and just left the tequila in the mail box for late night pickup. Best. Friend. Ever.
Ps I think male models just broke down outside or maybe gay German sex travelers
he just cleaned his wound with pinnacle whipped
You'll be happy to know that the bruise is gone from my cock
Are these your boobs on my camera?
I'm gonna ask his dad. Weed trumps broken heart any day.
Why are there condoms taped to the handle of Tito’s?
I get horny when I drink, pregnant when I fuck and I never lose the booze unlike my purse
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